liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between

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thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

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thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

(via margaretthegodofmusicaltheater)

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

(via margaretthegodofmusicaltheater)

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

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verifying:

*walks into friends house*  whats your wifi password

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

(via pizza)

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

image

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nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

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h3adphonez:

it makes me feel better knowing she’s an assassin

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foxnewsofficial:

love yourself so we have something in common

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