sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

(via fake-mermaid)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via crystallized-teardrops)

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer, via fake-mermaid)

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

(via sociopath-singer)

bizarreismm:

faerieincombatboots:

boy48:

From the film World’s Greatest Dad. RIP Robin Williams.

I wish you’d remembered this, Robin.

Had to stray away from my usual posts to reblog Mr. Williams on this sad day. RIP.

(via ruinedchildhood)

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

(via sociopath-singer)

gottagetbacktohogwartsbrb:

My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

(via sociopath-singer)

getsby:

i will always assume indirects are about me. you could make a post/tweet like “ugh i hate that you raised me this way” and i’d be like i’m sorry i shouldn’t have done that

(via not-so-fabulous-killjoy)

gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

image

(via sorry)

halorvic:

Maybe you should wear labels

halorvic:

Maybe you should wear labels

(via doctorwho)